I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as heck
It’s a three-stage evolutionary line, and they’re going to be based on
the tiny fluff-ball stage,
the lanky stage,
ad the majestic fluff-ball stage.